• Psych Professor: Some of you have tried these psychoactive drugs...that are illegal.
  • Me: ...
  • Me on the inside: yassssss drag them, drag the hell out of them.

Got back from my dorm after a crap day and you know what I get in the mail? The greatest package ever. What was inside that package you ask? Oh you know just a framed picture of myself and the real MVP Emily Mango, a lot of snacks, and a shirt that says Slimy Rock. Did I mention the framed picture of us that I put next to the other framed picture of us?

"while other girls put roses in their hair,
i was told to wrap thorns around my neck.
delicacy was reserved for the ivory,
brutality served to brown beauties."

flower child  (via brownpeopleproblems)