- Psych Professor: Some of you have tried these psychoactive drugs...that are illegal.
- Me: ...
- Me on the inside: yassssss drag them, drag the hell out of them.
Got back from my dorm after a crap day and you know what I get in the mail? The greatest package ever. What was inside that package you ask? Oh you know just a framed picture of myself and the real MVP Emily Mango, a lot of snacks, and a shirt that says Slimy Rock. Did I mention the framed picture of us that I put next to the other framed picture of us?